It takes about 2 weeks to prepare an impromptu speech.
Most project plans are out of date before they’re finished.
The number of bugs in a software product is directly proportional to the number of people using it.
Management is the art of fooling people that you know what you’re doing.
An election is a way of fooling the electorate into thinking that they have a choice.
We can’t predict the future so we invent it.
In today’s high tech world you have to run at 100 mph in order to stand still.